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BANNED! "Neale Sourna's CuntSinger," a NEW BOOK on Cunnilingus Banned! By Other Writers


"Hey. Just got banned from my writer's group! Seems to be for promo-ing--which is allowed. Must be the TITLE.

"Really, folks, it's not a foul word no more than calling someone a 'feminist' or an 'abortion doctor' or a 'dick'. People laugh when you call someone dick, it was a major run-on joke in 'Robocop' which tons of kids saw in the theater.

"And they make 'pussy' jokes on the sly, as well. So, what's the fuss?

"Well, cunt that.

"I've been banned on the internet. Again. By writers. "Writers can be such pussies, except when they FINALLY stand up and WGA STRIKE. Hm, novelists and nonfiction types don't strike. Well, Pu-C's to that."

--Neale Sourna

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Neale Sourna's CuntSinger

Cunnilingus: How to Give Head (Oral Sex and Eating Pussy), for Giving Women Orgasms of Cuntlicious Joy!

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Copyright © 2009 by Neale Sourna/PIE: Perception Is Everything's Clear Focus Imprint

Librarians-nonfiction: 1. Sexuality 2. Women-Sexual behavior 3. Marriage 4. Relationships-self-improvement 5. People with disabilities-Sexual behavior

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CuntSinger Table of Contents:

"This is Dedicated..."

Table of Contents

Author Statement

ALL ARE WELCOME HERE.

And what does author Neale Sourna know about it?

How many of us actually learned sex from a sex professional?

Back to "talented, dedicated amateurs" versus "paid professionals."

Why music?

Because, THE BEST WAY TO HAVE JOY is to GIVE JOY.

Because I LOVE sex and love and I want to share this with you.

Because, DID YOU KNOW:

The complete lack of knowing what to do.

My friends, "Ignorance is [not] Bliss.

" 81% of all women REGULARLY ACHIEVE ORGASMS FROM CUNNILINGUS (kun'-nih-lin'-gus),…

PS: Don't be tense.

PPS: Challenge each other with a Game of Lie and Tell:

Why "Singer," "Singing," and "Sing"?

Music taught me, and still does; that…

Singing is easy.

Why THAT Word, "Cunt"?

PS: cunt

And, Finally, Why the Fiction Excerpts?

Author's Acknowledgements

Remember: Knowledge is powerful

Cunnilingus: How to Give Head (Oral Sex and Eating Pussy), for Giving Women Orgasms of Cuntlicious Joy!

Introduction.

"I pulled up a chair, pushed up her skirt, and…"

WARNING: "Just Foreplay"

Best Sex EVER! For Her, With You.

YOUR MOST IMPORTANT SKILL: Communication.

Game: Guide.

Game: Guide Communication Practice.

Game: "Silence" Game.

"Both of You-ALWAYS Be Positive."

When is it over?

"Since I Became Paralyzed…."

Research Stuff: How Her Equipment Works.

Wet.

Scent.

Hold the Fish: Vulvas Can Smell or Taste Unpleasant, Because:

"Taste Yourself."

Cunnilingus: Definition.

"Wait! What's Her Clitoris, and Where the Hell is It?"

Cunt/Vulva Image

Basic Skills and Stats.

"Her clitoris can be too sensitive to touch...."

"Oral sex gets around issues of…"

Your Basic Oral Tools.

Cunnilingual Movements.

Education, Partners, and Restrictions.

Pregnancy.

CULTURAL, SPIRITUAL, and RELIGIOUS SIGNIFICANCE; and a BIT of LEGAL HISTORY.

"Worldwide Cultural Attitudes."

"Desire and Self-Esteem."

"Cultural Legalities."

Religious Culture: Chinese Spiritual Taoism.

"The Great Medicine of the Three Mountain Peaks…"

Culture Philosophy: Indian Tantra.

"Songs of Solomon."

"If Dara wished to allow the princess to touch her,…."

THE ICKY MEDICAL STUFF.

"Ew!" Yucky Stuff: STD, HPV, and Alleged Oral Cancer Risk.

Personal STD control.

"And, just so you know:"

Oral Sex

STD Prevention.

Warning: Dental Dam and Condom Protection.

Popular Culture and Slang.

"Frank and Louisa are too busy to notice what we…."

MASTERING CuntSinging

BASIC ARTISTIC SKILLS.

Learning to Play-Your Way.

A Bit More on Women's Social History.

"Dirty Girl"-character Baby Stewie, TV's "Family Guy."

"He stared between my legs, as he slid…"

HELPING HER RELAX and PREPARE.

"Prolonged Foreplay/Diddling. Or Fun, Creative Stuff!"

"Kiss Her. Long. And Deep."

"Be Kind, Unwind."

Retooling Your Senses. With Her Stuff. (nonfetish)

Game: Your Sensitivity to Sensuality.

Game: "Sensitive Sensuality, for Two." With Her Stuff. (still nonfetish)

Game Interruptus: Weekend Scents.

Two Hours.

More Cleanliness Issues.

Women hate that!

Misc. on Pubic Hair: "To Be or Not to Be"-from William Shakespeare's "Hamlet"

You Massage Her, Sensually.

IN A HURRY? DON'T BE, OKAY, START HERE THEN.

Yes, Make Your Mouth and Tongue Wet and Slippery.

Don't Bash and Butt Your Hard Face into Her!

When She Reacts Well to Your Action. Repeat It.

When She's More Warmed Up.

"Get Up and Do It, Again. Amen."-lyrics, Jackson Browne's "The Pretender"

NOW, BACK TO YOUR DELICIOUS MAIN COURSE

RE-WARNING: Don't plan it the same....

Back to School, for Your "ABCs"!

Game: A-B-C Sex.

Sex, Sexual, Loving, Creativity.

Women's Advice:

" 'Alphabet Letters' is Absurd."

[Sex is a process, not an end all be all goal.-NS]

Clitoris Circling.

Clitoris Sucking.

Warning: Highly aroused.

Oyster Practice.

BONUS GAMES.

Game: Hornblower.

Game: Red Light, Green Light.

Game: Feather Your Nest.

POSITION(S).

GET A MOVE ON.

"69" [Tell the Kids, "It's the Year the Mets Won Their First World Series!"]

Backward. More 69, Kind of.

Doggy, or, as I prefer, "Doggy-Doggy."

Facesitter.

Doggy Sit ["I think I just made this one up!"]

"Knees Up, Honey."

Legs Flat. Knees,

Fluid Movements, and Agony.

The ONLY Sex for Some.

MORE on COMFY POSITIONS. Yes, MORE.

FGM Diagram 1:

WARNING: Don't break rhythm. MORE Warnings and Advice.

Women's Forum Advice: Again. "DO NOT Immediately Dive for Her Clitoris...

Women's Forum Advice: "Take Your Leisurely and Loving Time."

Reminder: "Be Extremely Gentle."

"This Pleasure's for Her; Watch, Listen, and Hear Her."

Insert Here. Maybe.

Male Advice

Paraplegic Man's Advice.

Paraplegic Woman's Advice: "Braingasms."

Lesbian Advice "Orgasm: After Injury (Physical, Emotional, or Spiritual)."

More Forum Advice

Women's Advice: "Any oral is great oral." NO. It's Not.

Women's Advice: "Listen! Take notice!"

Women's Advice: Communicate. Ask for "Tips."

Game: Her Slave.

Game: "Sweet Nothings" and "Puppet."

"Ladies of the English Harem"

CuntSinger BONUS: Add Fingersex.

No "Performance." No "Task."

More Training Your Senses.

BEST OF BOTH-MULTITASKING: Clit AND G-spot! Putting Your Finger(s) In.

WARNING 1: Nails.

WARNING 2: No wet spot.

Squirming and Breathing Heavily. Her, Not You!

"Ejaculation. The Joy of 'Squirting'."

"I Have to Pee."

WARNING: Forbidden Pleasure.

ANOTHER BONUS: Female Ejaculation.

WARNING: Salt.

Warning: Doctor's office.

Focused Awareness.

"Go Forth, and Influence Women."

[120 pages/ebook/9pt font]

My baby, HOBBLE [An Adult Novel], has won an award. Yippee and huzzah!!

What a surprise! Thank you so much. It looks "mahhhvelous," don't you think? Thank you, Dolores Thornton, thank you, BlackRefer.com, for this sehr tres cool honor. -- Neale


INTERVIEWS for you to HEAR and READ at PIE: Percept.com FREE Audio or at www.AuthorsDen.com/nealesourna Download [MP3 & zipped .WAV]

READ Jordan Duke of ScriptCLEVELAND'S written informative INTERVIEW: Jan 2003, Neale Sourna's HOBBLE Handsome JD's HOBBLE rating: "compelling", "very sensual & spicy", "a terribly sexy, erotic, and guy friendly, um, romance".

 

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HUGE THANKS to all who've bought and read "Hobble". There're too many of you to thank individually. Do know that I'm so glad you "get it" and that "Hobble's" found a special place in your hearts and bookshelves--uh, busy bedrooms.

For those who've said they can't get their copy back from their friends and family, tell them to BUY THEIR OWN "Hobble"! We'll make a freshly untouched copy just for them [God, I love POD--Print On Demand] but that they'll have to give that new pristine one to you, as a thank you. They can keep the well-worn and slime-covered old one you loaned them.

Anyway, thanks again, Dear Fans, I'll post new stuff every now and then, so meanwhile read STEVE and share him for FREE by email and copier, while I get back to finishing up on the pay version of STEVE, on LIBIDINOUS 1, and on my next full novel, AEGIS [excerpts posted this site and in STEVE].
--Neale; April 29, 2004

SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT:

I was interviewed by Ms. Dolores Thornton at http://www.ArtistFirst.com at 8:00 pm EST on November 17, 2004. Dolores, it's always a joy.

I was on Tony Kay's Show at ArtistFirst.com on July 20 at 8pm EST. It's always nice to talk sex, writing, and more with a smart man.

I was on Maxine Thompson's "On the Same Page" June 29, again. [I must learn to be unnervous while doing an interview and to stay focused on the fact that what sounds okay on the phone, friend to friend, and what goes over the air needs to remain clearer and more focused. I'm working on the "focused interview", Hank.]

I appeared on Dolores Thornton's AuthorsFirst Show at ArtistFirst.com on June 16 at 8pm EST. REPLAY is July 13 at 2 or 3pm EST. Time was set for 3pm but I see it listed for 2. Crap happens. [Interviews are nervewracking BEFORE I start, but fun once we start. Also, I try not to babble or get off-subject, but there's so much stuff in my head, travelling at lightspeed. Sometimes even I can't catch it. If I missed answering your question thoroughly or at all, it wasn't for trying. I'm just a spazz.]

And on Maxine Thompson's "On the Same Page" at VoiceAmerica.com. Do check the Voice America schedule and the link to her site at MaxineThompson.com. I'll be on May 11 [I was so nervous and now I'm no longer an Internet Radio Virgin. Does it show?]

May 25 [Still nervous but much better this time, I think. Listen to both and make your own opininon.] .

LIVE Maxine's showtime is 9am EST/6am PST Tuesdays, rerun at 9pm EST/6pm PST and 4pm EST/1pm PST Saturdays. Do tune in, call in, email in, and hear the voice that goes with the written page. Hear you there.
--Neale
As promised: the note on Selling Author-Published Internationally. 05-13-04

PRESS RELEASE: PRWeb.com April 28, 2004 -- Maxine Thompson's VoiceAmerica.com & Dolores Thornton's AuthorFirst Show news release

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HOBBLE [An Adult Novel], Catalog/Buy

 

Half Native American medical professional BENNET GILLESPIE'S "off track" life dangerously spirals, as his compulsive and sexual, love entanglement with DAY, a "knife-happy" African American "innocent", and her overbearing, elderly British "guardian" threatens to cost Benn more than his life.

Is Benn falling in love or is he just "having the hottest sex" he's ever had with the luscious, hot young cripple with the childlike and homicidal mind? Will Benn take her away, before her stepfather, who's sexin' his stepdaughter, sends her back to lockdown? Or before the girl takes matters into her own hands, and kills, again?

[Fiction / Adult Fiction / Explicit / Dark Sensual Romance / Erotica / Dark Romantic Erotica / Dark Romantica™ / Paranormal / Psychological Erotica / Spiritual Erotica / Multiracial / Interracial]

"Dipping into several genres from erotica to mystery, even sprinkling a little comedy into the mix, Sourne created a story like no other. This ... tale had me shaking my head in astonishment and I can honestly say I never read anything like Hobble before. Sourne wrote a novel with such a large supply of twist and turns it'll have you dropping your mouth in shock. But be forewarned, Hobble has a crazy mix of characters.... Some of the sex scenes had me (a person who loves erotica) squirming. Although the book is racy, it was an interesting read and should be picked up by anyone who enjoys reading something different from the norm."
--Joy Farringdon, Nubian Sistas Review
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"Hobble is a story of lust and obsessive sex...I was so moved...I went back to my (Franklin) dictionary...hobble means to limp along ... to impede ... to tie-up, shackle or leash...all of [which] were used in this steamy story, of sex, incest and betrayal!"--Delores Thornton, BlackRefer.com Reviews

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